A Public Service Announcement

Are you feeling tired? Depressed? Not like yourself? Do have a constant sense of impending doom? Are you impotent? Constantly tossing and turning at night?

You might have Crisis fatigue. Yes, studies say 9 in every 10 comic fans is feeling this phenomenon. Its characterized by feeling like the end is night, only to be let down when only Superboy dies, or She-Hulk joins the Fantastic Four. Hey, it could be worse. It could be that nothing happened until after the event was over. Or it was reverse a year later, like that little unmasking of Spider-man.

Many sufferers also claim carpal tunnel from the massive continuity porn, which may have led to your impotence. That or its the massive amount of medication you're hopped up on.

Still, there is hope! Its called: Vertigo. Yes, Vertigo, miracle drug that it is, has been known to help those with CF, due to the fact none of the books are connected. Some side-effects may be: Arrogance, Bad mouth, Desensitization, Increased gambling urges, Cigarette addiction, paranoia that your neighbors are mythical beings who are going to send you to a farm in upstate New York, your mom banging Jack of Fables, or explosive diarrhea.

Vertigo is not for everyone. Some may want alternatives such as Indie, which has similar side effects, or Real Books, which are known to cause a more severe form of arrogance, known as actual intelligence.

Side effects are common, but you do not know how they will effect you.

More research is needed to go in to this delicate study. For those who do seek to donate to our research, please send an electronic mail note to our chair person, Andrew Hurd, at "HopesofTrying@gmail.com"

Please, don't hesitate to help the millions of comic fans with Crisis Fatigue. For your donation, you may, or may not, receive a sample of our medication Vertigo.