Kicking off The Week!

Well, here we are, Thursday night- and we were thinking to ourselves, who are the hottest superheroes in DC Comics? And so, in the fashion of any good old Internet Age- Andrew and I have decided to put together our own Super Stud Review, bringing you cheesecake, and beefcake panels from all of your favorite DC Comics - complete with our own opinions on the subject! and to kick off the week- we're bringing you one heroine and one hero.

And tonight's lucky winners are... Wonder Woman (of course!) and Doctor William Magnus (Yeah.... That's right... Doc Magnus.)

Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

Personality: empathetic and compassion, but with a holier-than-thou under tone. Too nice to a snob, but too snobby to be sweet. Sexy... sexy in the sense that she's so far out of your league, she won't even date famous football players. We give her personality a rating of

17 out of 25

Costume: Only person who could make lining her costume with gold WORK. Satin tights, fighting for rights? I'm sold. And what can't be said about star-spangled hot pants (or thongs, depending on the artist). If any other superheroine wore a tiara, princess or not- it just wouldn't come off quite the same. We give Wonder Woman's costume a rating of

20 out of 25

Powers: She's the spawn of a God. Grew up on an island entirely populated by women. Need we say more? And her only weakness is bondage ... HOT. We give her powers a rating of

25 out of 25

Day Job/ Alter Ego: Agent for the Department of Metahuman Affairs. Not nearly as sexy as her old day job. Warrior, Princess, Ambassor. What more could you want? But apparently that's not good enough anymore. Now she has to go hunt herself. That sounds more erotic than it is. Major negative points for having Nemesis as a partner. We give her day job a rating of

12 out of 25

Miscellaneous Deductions: Honestly, out of the Big Three- she kinda doesn't fit in. And it's not because she's a woman. She seems the least human of the Trinity- which is hard to do, since Superman's an alien, and Batman might as well be. Points lost for inability to connect. Fear of Intimacy perhaps? -5

Secondly, she's the only member of the Trinity who has killed. Now, while we know that Maxwell Lord really REALLY deserved it.. killing isn't something well suited to one of those heroes that are put on a pedestal- and as such, they must be held to a higher standard. -5

Final Score: 64 out of 100.

Who'd have thought Wonder Woman could score that low? It's a little depressing. Honestly, we think it's the Diana Prince thing. That's where she made the big boo-boos. Poor girl. She deserves better than that. Oh well, better luck when she finds a NEW JOB.

Doctor William Magnus/ Creator of the Metal Men

Personality (Personalities): Some serious
personality flaws here. A couple of them are endearing- a few more are gonna cost him some points. He's obsessed with science. To the extreme. Absent minded professor doesn't begin to cover it. We've watched him give up the woman he loved ( a human woman no less) in order to persue testing of respondometers. Kind of endearing- kind of .. well- wrong. Multiple personality disorder and severe depression aren't exactly attractive either, but he's got medication for that- and those flaws certainly make him a more believable character. We give Doc's personality a rating of

14 out of 25

Costume: Doc doesn't really have a "costume" persey. But for the sake of argument, we're going to consider the plaid shirt, dinner jacket, bow tie, suspenders and of course, pipe all to be his costume. And who else could pull it off? Let's face it, Doc makes the fifties version of the educated man sexy again. Hey Doc, I ever tell you you make me liquid at room temperature? We give Doc's costume a rating of

22 out of 25

Powers: He doesn't have any powers. But neither did Einstein. Big brains win every single time. And besides, who needs powers whenyou've got the Metal Men doting on you? No one. that's who. We give Doc's powers a rating of

17 out of 25

Day Job / Alter Ego: He's a scientist. He could probably solve the world's problems, like pollution, and using up fossil fuels and a cure for cancer or a build a better mouse trap. But he created the Metal Men. Way to live up to your potential, Doc. We give Doc's day job a rating of

17 out of 25

Miscellaneous Deductions:

He created a robot who has the hots for him. A little sexy... more creepy. After all, he had a real woman ready to buy the cow- but nope.. he'd rather have his platinum blow up doll.

-5

He turned himself into a robot. Bad move.

-5

Smoker. Although the pipe is sexy... are we sure it couldn't just be a bubble pipe?

-2

Final Score: 58 out of 100

A respectable score for basically a supporting character. Doc's very much an aquired taste. And, not surprisingly, is not hotter than Wonder Woman.

Thems the breaks. If anyone has any questions or comments- leave us a pretty message. Especially if you happen to have a suggestion on which superhotties should be graded next!

-Al and Andrew